HELLO! I am Allen.
Just your friendly blogger here to ship and fiddle around. I am eighteen now and enjoy art, homestuck, transformers, shipping, and like.... almost anything you like. Actually I do like everything you like, see we are great friends already. Push that follow button because I told you to and not because you want to.This looks like a transformers blog, it is not. The fandom is dead anyways so... yeah, I theme it like so because I love them, so yeah all hail Megatron or some shit.
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frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

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haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

I’m working on a rewrite of 50 shades of gray in bill cosby speak

the-great-wizard-bambi:

the-great-wizard-bambi:

"his puddin’ pop circled my puckered love cave “Are you ready for this?” he mewed, smirking at me like theo about to eat his bip bop boopity gumbo chops"

who thought it would be a good idea to bring this back? 

abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

casstastics:

/Beta kids 

(Source: rebloggy.com)

ask-molly-and-willow:

simons-blr:

anononymouss:

rebelliousminion:

crazyhowlifeworks:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

ohheyitsjeremy:

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.

OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME FOR THIS

ACTUALLY DO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS YOU CANT HANDLE MY BLOG 

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

what. the. FUCK?

OH GOD

I’ve been impaled

XD IM CRYING NOW XD XD

(Source: heylookfandoms)

rockpapergizzards:

I USED TO BE A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS
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rockpapergizzards:

I USED TO BE A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS

rockpapergizzards:

NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME

rockpapergizzards:

NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(Source: howunpleasant-moved)

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

sickinq:

My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now

(Source: america-n)

officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

ziblie:

How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points.
I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :)
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ziblie:

How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points.

I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :)